Why do you need a proofreader? A few fun examples from legitimate newspaper headlines:
'Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says'
'Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers'
'Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over'
'Miners Refuse to Work after Death'
'Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant'
'War Dims Hope for Peace'
'If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While'
'Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures'
'Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide'
'Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges'
'Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge'
'New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group'
'Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft'
'Kids Make Nutritious Snacks'
'Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half'
'Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors'
'Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead'
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